Sterling M. Archer

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

@NotWesHunt that's what ASAP is short for in business, duh

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

Casually getting Firehouse with MGH, no big deal

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"it's like a Venn Diagram of 'I don't give a fuck about your life' and he was right in the middle."

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

PARTAKE OF HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE!

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"Also, so I'm crying alcohol.....so that burns." - "FortKickAss" Chapman

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

You're not my coal mine supervisor!!!!

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

@getaclue2016 depends, are you still watching curling? #choosewisely

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

Iffy Grocery to restock following our trend of very classy places. @getaclue2016

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

Team Whore Island is taking a break at this respectable establishment. #NoHappyEnding @getaclue2016

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

@getaclue2016 we know we already submitted one, buuuuut...

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"That biker behind us is drunk."
"Well, that makes 5 of us."

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"Haww haw I'm chris chapman and I have tinted windows haw haw" #ElitismTwoThousandSixteen

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"her family owned the town at one point!" "what'd they sell it for, a copper piece and a train ticket? "

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"OH GOD IT'S LIKE GERIATRICS ON ICE! 😱😢

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"it's like geriatrics on ice!"

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

Side quest!

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We were doing really well until we took a 2 hour lunch

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

When you drop your car keys in the toilet, there's always that moment where you contemplate leaving them there and starting a whole new life

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

@getaclue2016 it's called a bonspiel, you PHILISTINES!

[Sterling M. Archer @WhoreIsland69]

"I've listened to the 'Hamilton' soundtrack enough to know his history!!"