TheWhoreOfBabylon

Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth.
Sharing the fruits of my faith crisis with you.

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Let's start a new series of "Alcohol I've Consumed Since I Left the Mormon Church"
#exmormon

#1
Old Fashioned with Woodford Reserve
Cascades American Cafe
Opryland Hotel, Nashville TN

8/10
Strong. Affirmative. Classy. Tastes like how purple SaniCloths smell. IYKYK.

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@patriottakes

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Today my brother, a PIMO, texted me a rant about his wife's calling and how the church sucks the life out of its members.

I sent him a picture of my sacrament.

Have a blessed Cinco de Mayo 🙏🙏

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#19

Porch Party
Firebirds Wood-Fired Grill
Carmel, IN

8/10

It was good, but not sure I'd get it again.

[TheWhoreOfBabylon @WhoreOfBabylon0]

Let's start a new series of "Alcohol I've Consumed Since I Left the Mormon Church"
#exmormon

#1
Old Fashioned with Woodford Reserve
Cascades American Cafe
Opryland Hotel, Nashville TN

8/10
Strong. Affirmative. Classy. Tastes like how purple SaniCloths smell. IYKYK.

[TheWhoreOfBabylon @WhoreOfBabylon0]

#18

Blue Hawaiian
Main Event
Lexington, KY

9/10

Not quite as lovely as the Kenny's Cooler, but still really good. I guess I really like blue drinks.

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@whitecatprophcy Where are the Three Nephites? Wrong answers only.

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@patriottakes Grindr profile pic?

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@zelphontheshelf Make it make sense.

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@ChrisC0821 Smeller's the feller.

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@newlairrlann @JWhitebread1 Yep. You're just mad it was an old white guy this time.

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Am I the only one who, when they overfill their cup for mouthwash, pour the excess down the drain and say quietly "and one for the homies"?

[Kate Kelly @Kate_Kelly_Esq]

Well behaved women seldom topple entrenched systems of oppression.

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My husband doesn't salt pasta water when he cooks spaghetti, and that is worse than any sin one could be excommunicated for.