Uzodinma

Positive vibes only.

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

@flyunitedng I booked Asaba–Abuja for Jan 7 at 360k per person, yet AirPeace posting today is less than half for same date. Your lines aren’t going through. I need a full refund immediately, please.

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

How?

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

@Mike_McHodl @rungoogleads 🤣🤣🤣

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

Gents, we have to start using F1 or golf terminologies now coz the game’s gone 😔

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

🤣🤣🤣

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

I know someone that can do it cheaper, na them be this 😂😂

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

🤣🤣

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Omoh! Many people don dey wey kon dey do this downloading content o! See the kind food wey this man dey chop 😭😭

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

I don’t know who sent me to binge watch Love Is Blind with my wife over the weekend😩. Spent the whole day at work thinking about how poor Edmond was crashing out ’cause KB refused to hand over the cookie 😂🍪 #LoveIsBlind #Netflix

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

If you're thinking of giving up, listen to this:

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

Seriously, does he think we’re all suffering from short-term memory loss?

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

A thread on Burkina Faso's 🇧🇫 President Ibrahim Traore, 37, and his leadership after two years since the coup🧵

1. In 2024, President Traoré launched the Postal Bank of Burkina Faso with a capital of approximately $25 million & the Treasury Deposit Bank.

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

@MrMekzy_ @Olad1960 Oshey, big bros! USD or sterling?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

@Olad1960 2k

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

My mother-in-law just saw me watching How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) on Netflix.
She looked deeply concerned and asked if I didn’t think It was a little too late to be considering that kind of business😂😂
Mama, it’s just a show abeg.
#ItsJustResearch #HowToSellDrugsOnlineFast

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you egbon eleke shigidi, olopolo lilo alagomeji @seyilaw1

Let's start with some current affairs.

Peter Obi is barely a decade older than you and before he became Governor 19 years ago, in 2006 - he was chairman of 11 companies home and abroad.

He sat on the board of 3 top commercial banks, was chairman of one - before he became Governor.

You on the other hand, started your career in that same year - 19 years after, only two highlights:

- nkro nko nko, nkro nko nko, nkrokodile
- Macaroni featuring you in a skit.

You sit there malformed facially, aesthetically and mentally - two wristwatches burdened with the misfortune of tracking how many brain cells you rot out in decay whenever you open your mouth.

"Peter Obi will never get my support" from this sagging proglotide is the funniest comedy line you've ever uttered.

In your household, you cannot even win "father of the year" - of what political relevance are you?

We're asking horned animals to step forward, the snail is waving it's tentacles.

Without the presidency, Obi's legacy will always be littered across the 36 states of the country - but you need this decaying system to remain because it means job security for you.

- a failed comedy career,
- too old to learn tech,
- and too stupid to start dropshipping from China.

So, whatever keeps the hope of the S.A job is necessary.

Oh and by the way, even though there's nothing funny about you - Happy 20 years anniversary on stage.

You know what, scratch that - the only thing funny about you is that a woman married you.

Women will always be women, they'll marry anything.

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

@Hybrid_Ola @WarriorGufe Same thing for me. Always at the top of my notifications.

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

@_theladymo So hilarious

[Uzodinma @Whosaur]

Bert Kreischer’s Lucky on Netflix is an absolute riot—non-stop laughs and unmatched energy! If you need a comedy fix, this one’s a must-watch. #StandupComedy #NetflixLaughs