Ric Arson

Aspiring functioning adult | Fear of boredom | Washed | Heading left from rock bottom

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

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Facebook marketplace is so goated

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

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@lucyc1201 Help

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I’ve spilled a glass of water twice in the past 5 yrs and both times have been directly on my laptop. Also completely ruins it both times. Also just happened.

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This Halloween I’m gonna be… Unc

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Fire PJ.

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Why’s Pj still working?

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@HunchoToe @johnnieO That’s horrible man. Cant believe you’ve been keeping your life threatening illness a secret. Just shows how selfless you are. Thanks for saving my dog from that fire too btw

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

How quitting my job looks at me at 9am on a Monday

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Sometimes you gotta give up a dream to live the dream. That’s life I suppose

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Travelers no longer have to remove their shoes to get through the regular line at TSA security checkpoints at airports, per CBS

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New life mission: get everyone in charge of planning road closures at mnDOT fired

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You have got to be kidding me

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It’s ok everyone you can come out now. My big scary mustache is gone you don’t have to look at it anymore

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Life has been noticeably worse since I lost one of my AirPods (just one)

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@modelomadman Probably safe to assume it’s got one or two

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@drewbarrywhore_ I can’t even comprehend the fact Oscar voters just don’t watch some of the movies. Oscar’s been around since 1929 and we are JUST requiring this??

[litquidity @litcapital]

10% tariff

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Daily mood is entirely dictated by whatever song plays first on the random shuffle omw to work