pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê

I was hacked in 2012, not all tweets are mine.

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

Olivia Munn has to be the Sooners’ guest picker on Saturday. Please don’t choose a snooze fest/fake Okie. Lots of murmurs around campus that Munn (Gaylord College Alum) is the preferred guest picker for this weekend.

Choose right. #MunnAndDone @oliviamunn

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

NORMAN, WE'RE COMING TO YOUR CITY‼️

We'll see you next week for Michigan-Oklahoma 😤

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@SmilingFrantz Holler we want prenup!

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@jzux @RogerMcGiver

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@RogerMcGiver Hawkguardian LeviTuah! Spell on that thang! Hahah!! 🪄

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@slagle747 $3.7m a year in installments for the buyout. Not thaaaat bad 😶‍🌫️

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@RogerMcGiver @kfor “wide booty, wider booty, double-wide booty.” - Tim ‘Booty Man’ Wilson (RIP)

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

FB Marketplace is bigger hellhole than Twitter if we’re keepin’ it a buck

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@VerizonSupport @Sir_CHARL3S Listen Bob…

FIX IT!!!

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@imjustinbber hitting up hr to change my voter registration to missouri

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

no I will not GO TO SLEEP until my little minions’ dots on Find My Friends are all snuggled cozy in bed (their home address)

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

“Who has the bag”
😒🙅‍♂️🚫

“Who has the Lumify red eye relief?”
🤠🥵🤞🏼🫦🙏🏼👀

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

we’re actually all just slowly becoming deaf.. collectively.. every person I know is leaning in asking “what’d they say?”

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

@Sir_CHARL3S we are SO. Back.

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

Make @Sir_CHARL3S like Baseball Again (maybe for the first time who knows) is my campaign slogan for 2024 and 2025

[babe @Sir_CHARL3S]

@WhozeManz I’m back in the dugout #BaseballBoiz let’s gooo

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

The “When y’all started dating” trend is my 13th 1/2 reason.

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

When you think about it, Malcom was kinda mid…

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

Just trying to make her my:

Gallag(she)/her

[pâçĩfïč ðãŷłīġħț ťımê @WhozeManz]

I miss her

(She was 4’11)

((Please report me for bullying/abuse I need my Twitter taken away))