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[Whiskey @WhskySlipprs]

If you're a teacher of any kind there is one lesson above all that you MUST instill in your students;

Put the fucking shopping cart back.

Don't leave the fucking thing somewhere in the fucking parking lot.

This is literally the cornerstone to a functioning society.

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@biboofficial Fuck this looks good

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@skatie420 Sup turd

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@ScottFishman @OccupyDemocrats Lol do you just follow accounts you don't agree with so you have something to do? 😆 You look like the kind of guy that talks to his penis at a urinal.

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Hats off to #TheBachelorette for finding a creative way to romanticize and televise a gangbang. 🥹🥰

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I struggle to respect people who call themselves something that begins with "Yung"

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@ksorbs What a staggering disappointment you are man. Such a bummer for people that used to look up to you. 😞

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Lip fillers don't change how overweight you are so it's kind of a wash don't you think?

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@WendyUnBrOkEn Correct. But not a "mass shooting"

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@badddi33 Hate that I found you on socials this way 😞

-your Sea Life buddy

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Should I stay?

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Here's a photo of @elonmusk having a great time with Ghislaine Maxwell. Welcome to Twitter boss #ELONMUSK #GhislaineMaxwell #pedophile

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"These shootings are getting out of control. Bring back knife fights" -One of my 16 year old employees.

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It is okay to be envious of people receiving student loan forgiveness, while still celebrating a very small win for a generation of people left behind their careers in a mess of debt.

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It is blowing my mind how many people at #mallofamerica were willing to post realtime public video and photo evidence of

1. Their hiding locations in the mall
2. The locations of responding police unit.

How actually brain dead can you be?

[Whiskey @WhskySlipprs]

Couldn't think of the word for "shampoo" so I asked someone to grab more "hair soap"

A convincing argument that I'm hungover could be made right now.

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People wearing #americanfighter shirts look like the only thing they could fight successfully is an empty pillowcase.

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[Whiskey @WhskySlipprs]

Todat the owner of my gym body shamed me for not having a bidet. It was a new low in my life.

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@Darth_Schroeder I mean that's a heavy component.