Dan

I'm chill, but I worry.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Stanley Tucci suggests the existence of a Stanley Onecci and a Stanley Threecci

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@baiileeyyyy Not almost here enough

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@MeekyBlinders Would you rather have lobster claws for hands or octopus tentacles for toes

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Queens of the Bronze Age

[Tokyo @otokyo__]

Make a band bigger. I’ll go first:

Maroon 8.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Every single time I think about reactivating my Disney plus account I see this shit on my timeline and change my mind.

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

THIS IS INSANE. Walt Disney Imagineering revealed a fully interactive snack stand with Grogu at D23. 😭🔥

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

If you haven’t drizzled honey on Braums sopapilla ice cream you haven’t lived.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

It’s so wild how a tiny piece of pop culture has such a generational berth. Mention”Weekend at Bernie’s” during a conversation and 90% of people will know the context of what you’re talking about.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Finally watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Only 49 chainsaw massacres to go.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

I saw Peaches open for Queens of the Stone Age with no knowledge of her whatsoever and I was BLOWN AWAY

[Tones Of Music @TonesOfMusic]

Best opening band you've seen?

Foo Fighters/Red Hot Chili Peppers

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

This is the first I’ve ever heard of a cyber truck having passengers

[Grapevine Police @GrapevinePolice]

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Jamiroquai

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@TsuyotsuyoNeko I like to make mine with pickled onions and hoisin sauce 😋

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

whatever songs Sleep Token makes

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Markwayne Mullin could not remember if we were at war THIS WEEK.

His state has one of the highest crime rates in the country — with a murder rate 40% higher than California’s.

He literally tried to fight union workers during a hearing and told them to “shut your mouth.”

And said “I don’t want reality” at a Senate hearing about race.

This erratic, unstable man is now in charge of HOMELAND SECURITY.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

What a day to get my new passport in the mail.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

This used to be a fun app.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

What an awful day to be literate.