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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Kam @PatsKam]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Millennials at 40:
“We are young! We have plenty of time!”

Zoomers at 23:
“It’s over. I’ve run out of time and it’s all over.”

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

A good deed is a debt we owe to ourselves, it requires no payment in return.

[Lan @L4n370]

If the knight saves the princess does she owe him sex

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@LoliMossad Which post is it?

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@LoliMossad How'd he know?

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

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