Why I hate my GF dog

I hate my girlfriend’s dog so much I created an entire twitter account to rip on it. (She doesn’t use twitter)

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@RubinReport Pick your poison

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Big news as we have a new challenger in the house!

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Take a quick guess whose pillow this is.

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Or maybe...

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I got it!

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@RubinReport Have you ever met satan before? He hangs out at my place

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@BridgetPhetasy I was forced to take my GF “dog” for a walk today

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@RubinReport

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@ComfortablySmug Well I have to live with this demon spawn so I guess.... Repent???

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@RubinReport I’ve been told this is a dog. Idk what do you think?

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Big if true...

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@RubinReport You asked... you can’t unsee it now.

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Someone call the pound. It seems there is an escaped inmate on the loose.

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I only sort of feel bad for him

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So your telling me I gotta be quarantined with this thing for a whole month!?

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What. A. Bum.

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@urbeautifulxoxo Honest question. Are you 100% sure it is a dog and not like a stray weasel?

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Ewww. It’s even worse when it’s wet

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@mheinm If you know a cure then I’m all ears

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This psycho needs a chill pill.