Penn

Reasons why your daily commute goes wrong

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

"What's it gonna be today boss?"
"What's next on the rotation"
Signal problems
Amtrak late
Power failure
Signal problems
Equipment trouble

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

LIRR = Late Inconsistent Rubble Railroad

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

The conductor stopped because he wanted a shot for the Insta

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

The trains like all of the press so they don't leave penn station for their chance in the spotlight #lirr #delays #signalproblems

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Lady on train sat next to me, took up more than half the seat, and asked ME to move over. @LIRR do your thing & feel free to delay her later

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Signal problems

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Can't figure out who's next in line for the east service tunnel

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Every time your train arrives 10+ minutes late you should be entered into a lottery for a free monthly ticket to penn station

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

The conductors were fighting over who gets to pull into track 19

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Someone fell into the gap #watchit #lirr #trainlyfe

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

The switch to the track broke and the only guy who could fix it moved to Guam #LIRR #pennstation

[Penn @WhyLIRRisLate]

Poop is raining from the ceiling #LIRR #Shittycommute #punintended