Mike Landlot

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Local enterpreneur. Recently single after a long time.
Just trying to get myself emotionally h

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

If you’re into small busness, this is our clubhouse! Ever feel like you're alone in this world? Well, you are. Let's be alone together!
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... Ghost rats haunt future generations
We remove the problem and the history that keeps it alive.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

The pharmacy is where time goes to fill out paperwork and every transaction feels like a tiny draft of your obituary. At least they wipe the counter a lot.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

When I say there’s a lot of quiet desperation in this packaging... I'm talking about myself.
Which is easy to do at Walgreens. It's basically a sterile light box where you can finally see your whole life story clearly.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... The rat messiah strikes again
We don’t just stop rats. We stop the idea of rats 🪵
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

You ever notice they lock up the razors but leave the whole rest of the store in" free range mode"—it’s less retail, more low-energy maritime law.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... The rat messiah has arrived
We introduce a unifying figure so rats move calmly and together.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Walgreens is where you can go to be a real-life ghost.
I lapped this store four times and nobody clocked it. That’s not neglect, that’s a service model.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Here’s my truth (pls don’t unfollow)
The words, the mess, the feelings—it’s still all me. But not the cofeemaker. I don't know how to work it.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... We infiltrate rat communities with animatronics
We embed ourselves in the rodent social fabric by mimicking comfort, trust, and belonging.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Photo counter feels like a life I don’t have.
It’s like the last physical step of memory, and nobody wants to take it anymore. #sad
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

A day in my life as an influencer
I feel like I've got the tone dialed in here. If this isn't relatable, I don't know what is! LOL' #growthmindset
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... Rats have a fully functioning dirt based economy
They aren’t just pests. They’re running robust dirt economies under your house.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

This whole aisle changes your posture and your breathing. Kinda feels like it's a trap that somebody's minister set up.

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

The family planning aisle jump scares me every single time. All the suggestive packaging makes me feel weird LOL..!
Srsly, from a branding standpoint, this whole section should be neutral gray boxes. Definitely no mascots.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Mumbling leads to grumbling. Grumbling leads to going to get food. Before I know it, the fridge is empty and so am I 😩

Have you ever considered maybe just stop talking 🌱✨

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Silence your outer voice, hear the whisper within | Mindfulness Practice
If a sales pitch falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it... then why did I print all these flyers?
#zen #comedy #mindfulness

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Silence is like slowly clicking through a blank Powerpoint presentation 🙏
Every slide presents a question the next will never answer 🌱✨

What sales pitch could you leave unmade today? 💫

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Silence your outer voice, hear the whisper within | Mindfulness Practice
If a sales pitch falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it... then why did I print all these flyers?
#zen #comedy #mindfulness

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

For all you PETA people out there complaining that chemical warfare is wrong, the bugs were the ones who refused to die in a normal way. #checkyourprivilege

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... We use the strongest poisons known to man
When pests survive everything else, escalation stops being optional.
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[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

People hear the word" poison” and get nervous, which I understand 💣

But honestly, would you rather have a little anthrax behind your furnace or get buried under an avalanche of flesh-eating cockroaches?

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... We use the strongest poisons known to man
When pests survive everything else, escalation stops being optional.
#trending #comedy #mikelandlot