The Time Is 4am

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PhDead. #gaymer

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Wait so being a dumbass is bad, but so is being a smartass. where does that leave us on ass options

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The real test of a thesis defense isn't to show your knowledge, it's to show you can bribe/threaten/beg 5 professors into being at the same location at the same time

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Kale needs to calm down

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Cats schedule their vomit for days you're running late

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Suicide Squad but it's grad students leaving for industry

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"oh im sorry" i say in the most unapologetic voice you ever heard

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Applying to schools like yes reject me bby 😘

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Repeatedly saying "can't or won't?" to people until they snap and kill me

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family AND friends? in this economy?

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I love this app

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Brain: *needs sleep to survive*
Also brain: let's have some insomnia, cause fuck me

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Murder mystery but it's "who mislabeled the antibody"

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Ok I have enough wisdom no more bad life experiences pls thx

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I'm cold but the cat is sleeping on my sweatshirt. so this is how I die

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I get offended when friends invite me to go out at 8pm. Like how young do you think we are?? Then I remember I'm 25

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Being a new lab member means spending an hour reading a paper your PI sent you so that you can ask one (1) insightful question

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Sorry, I need to cancel. My cat just sat on my lap and I'm not sure when I'll be free

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Every time I hear "throw hands" I image someone tearing off each hand with their teeth and flinging it at a stranger

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We need a "days since last accident" count but for bad dates

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The betrayal of looking at cat pics while my actual cat sits right next to me