Sharon Willis

I build apps and knit and crochet and read books and sew. Not necessarily in that order. I also like board games and chocolate.

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

Belfast looking lovely from @DockTQCafe this afternoon!

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@BooksProfile @starswheeled With a side helping of “there’s one more if you include the puppet version”, because we’re getting closer to the Muppet version being actual canon.

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@HMRCcustomers About a week ago

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@HMRCcustomers I’ve filled in my self-assessment form for 2023-24, and I’m being shown 2 totally different amounts that I need to pay. One is on the “View your calculation” page, and one is on the Business tax account page. Which is correct?

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

Giving up on Twitter. Moving to Blue Sky, because it’s prettier and the people are nicer. https://t.co/kha0iD12yz

[Introverts Are Us @IntrovertsAreUs]

Me after 37 minutes, maximum

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

Have now missed delivery twice (second time I was in, but didn’t hear the door). How can I reschedule?

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@dpdireland Got a text to say my parcel would be delivered- followed the link to reschedule but it didn’t work. Can’t get registered on the app as it won’t accept my address (N Ireland). Tried UK & Ireland versions of site and app. What do I do?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@lucawya In ten years’ time our children will ask “Why is it called a tweet?”.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

These infographics don’t work on me because my takeaway is always that 17 donuts isn’t as bad as I thought

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@jac_wac I aspire to have the kind of handwriting that will make that notebook even better.

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

Looks like Big Bird got into the Christmas decorations again. #ClosingCeremony

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

Did Raygun choreograph this?#ClosingCeremony

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@vandedonkfc And then about 45 minutes in, having read one Wikipedia article, you find yourself FURIOUS at the referee because he missed a clear violation of the Hopping Carrot Rule and cheated Vanuatu out of 36 Risks and a Ukelele Bonus.

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

Jesus did not call his followers to defend Christianity; he called them to defend the poor, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the hurting.

Stop wasting time being offended. Get to feeding, and healing, and peace making.

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

I think the consensus is that Céline was fabulous, and the rest could have used a bit more practice. #OpeningCeremony

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

I liked one tweet that was in French, so now Twitter thinks I speak French and I want my entire timeline to be in French 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

@sassyshrey Spain, I think

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

The “horseman of the apocalypse running up the river” thing isn’t bad, like. #OpeningCeremony

[Sharon Willis @WhyNot_Smile]

7yo has been staring intently at the #Olympic opening ceremony for 5 minutes, and suddenly asked “why are we just watching people coming?”