WhyYourMomHatesMe

I am every mother's worst nightmare. She never wanted me to be friends with you. #thatgirl

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#YouWantToAvoid #Drama

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I'd f**k to this #GreatMusicIn4Words

[Jessica Carberry @Jessberrie]

Products don't 'Literally' Do as they say #SillyThingsToBeMadAbout

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#AndThatsWhenIStartedCrying credit: Decadent Humor

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#ABreakUpIsBadWhen between friends

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#ThatPersonWho is by your side and down for whatever

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#WhatIdDoFor1000Dollars ... Let's start with a list of what I wouldn't do. The list is shorter 🙃

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I called your mom the #BlairWitch one time...she heard me

[Ada Martinez @AdaMartinez37]

I'm going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep

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#MyFreshmanWeek I slept with the lacrosse team

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@WhyURMomHatesMe more like I'll be hungover til Sunday

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#WellThatsTheLastTime I'm invited to dinner at your house

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I'll be hungover on Sunday #AvoidYourFamilyIn5Words

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#TrumpIsWithYou ...pass

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#NationalJunkFoodDay

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#WhyIWasBornForTwitter I've been sharing short, sarcastic comments that get me into trouble for over a decade

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If your eyes are closed, the shot doesn't count in your drink total. Same goes for guys #QuestionableLifeHacks