Mrs. Jameson

I know I'm yelling into the void, but it makes me feel better.
Co-host of the Cliterary Society podcast.
she/her/hers

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Check out my podcast with my friends! https://t.co/Ikml0rsRmo

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

@wmata needs to start up its advertising campaign about manners on the metro again. First poster- wear headphones. No one wants to listen to the nonsense you're playing on your phone during their commute.

[Rep. Diana DeGette @RepDianaDeGette]

A doctor in Tennessee was forced to send a patient experiencing pregnancy complications out of state for the life-saving care she needed because of the state’s new abortion ban.

During the 6-hour ambulance ride, she kept asking one thing: Am I going to die?

Restore Roe NOW!

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

@TheEventsDC @intlcityfest Who won last night?

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

@amandashires Loved seeing you at 9:30 Club last night! Hope the rest of your tour goes great!

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

There is nothing on Mom Of Toddlers Instagram on how to explain to my kids that the queen died.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Eavesdropping on my wife dealing with a crying kid in the twins' bedroom. Sounds like Baby B stole one of Baby A's stuffed animals. This is new.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

I would read this book. https://t.co/FuTJdzOcrx

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

@Theylove_kira It was really fun watching you play!

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

I have just discovered the show @GovMattersTV. I'm fascinated.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Normalizing stating one's pronouns in the NYT crossword today.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Wife: What if our kids can never use the potty unless they just have no pants on all the time?
Me: Then they'll have to register as sex offenders when they're older.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Q: Are you a Des Moines native?
A: No, I paid $3 to milk a cow.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

No one told me there would be rabbits.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Pig judging. I'm only more fascinated.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Why am I in line to milk a cow, you ask? Because I want to see how similar it is to self expressing breast milk.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Pack it in, folks. I've seen the butter cow.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

I'm honestly losing my mind.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Living my best Iowa life. In line to see the butter cow.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

People are coming out of the Agriculture building with hard boiled eggs on a stick. I'm in.

[Mrs. Jameson @WhyWhiskeyWhy]

Breakfast sausage in a waffle on a stick and I'm so fucking pleased.