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What would you do every day if you could?

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Normal people flirt - Hey you're cute. We should go out some time?

Me trying to flirt - So do you like Saltfish fritters and sugarcane?

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TIL that James Cameron was homeless when writing The Terminator, and sold the rights for $1, on the condition he could direct it.

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Men might be able to fake orgasms, but women can fake whole relationships.

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What are the top ten lies women tell?

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What's one thing you're pretty sure everyone does, but doesn't say or talk about?

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What is the unsexiest thing you've ever seen someone do in order to appear sexy?

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What is something that actually offends you?

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What is a tradition that everyone follows that you just don't see the point in?

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Today I Learned there is a man who, due to auto-brewery syndrome, will get drunk from eating bread

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What is the most pleasurable non-sexual feeling?

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What is a happy reality?

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What "normal" sexual practice do you actually find disgusting?

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If you owned a restaurant and all of your employees were just clones of yourself, what problems would your restaurant have?

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Life is like riding a bike. To keep your balance you must keep moving forward.

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Yes!!! Goetze!! Germany have won as I have predicted. It's a wrap!

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That German goal keeper is a friggin' liability! He thinks he's a defender

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That moment when you're watching the world cup final and you run out of Spicy Cashew Nuts. Fuck!

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When you get up in the morning, don't forget to hug and tell your kids that you love them. It's the little things that start the day nicely.

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Music is what feelings sound like.