Whynaut

We're from space...

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@adultswim
Space...
Lab...
at the bottom...
of...
the...
space.

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@jimmycarr @netflix What's up, doug? Me and my boy here are from space. Why you don't make fun of aliens though?

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@pattonoswalt If kids want toys so bad, why don't they just go get a job!

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@ThatEricAlper You say that, but some day my ass going to have dementia, and I'll be driving THROUGH the cows screaming mooooo.

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@ConanOBrien Wait 'till you're at, step over it for weeks or step on it until it's part of your floor.

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That post above this is a scam. I don't care if it was your mom, doug, she scamin'.

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American insurance is the product of recognizing the need for socialism and then completely missing the point and making it about profit.

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@RepJeffries There were also more people in prison than in any other point in history.

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@ThatEricAlper Sex.

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@yogurtgarol @robhuebel If you think that's scary.

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@TheJesseBeer Yea, and whatever you do, don't try to wake him up.

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@thedailybeast @LilRel4 @ericandre @mattwilstein We are your mind, and we're coming to get you.

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@ThatEricAlper A Bug's Life when I realized it was Seven Samurai.

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@LauraJSilverman Does it have a cookie button?

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@LauraJSilverman That's exactly what Big Knife wants you to think so you go buy more knives to keep you safe from your other knives.

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@HarrySchmilsson @ThatEricAlper Why so angry?

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@WillSing4TP @ThatEricAlper Nerd.

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@ThatEricAlper I'd tell him to invest everything he had into Enron. That'll teach the little turd a lesson for ruining my life.

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@SarahKSilverman If trans people wanted to play sports so bad, maybe they should have thought about that before being born into intolerance.

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@mariabamfoo Does Rusty know?