Why’s Conor Mad

Let me tell ya something

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

He wants to go to the prov but doesn’t have a ride

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Boomers on the dance floor

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Greg left his pots on the stove again

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

These goddamn liberals

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Nobody wants to go to the strip club

[Conor Lyons @realConorLyons]

*gets ghosted*

Me: thank you for the 14 day free trial

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

The basement is caving in on him

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

He doesn’t want to leave osheas and go to zbar

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Someone stole a natty light flag from his house

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Jake and Mike took down the lights and banner he put up in the house

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Traffic... again

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

The tarp breaking yesterday

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Not really sure but he’s mad

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Bird scooters

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Stay tuned for updates throughout the day 👀

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Thurby traffic around campus

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

Zach using the Apple weather app instead of using the weather channel app @zach_lyvers

[Why’s Conor Mad @WhysConorMad]

People not showing up for the retreat