WIFI

retired fanfic writer, part-time loser, part-time minimum wage worker
INTP ✌🏼

[𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓎 @smokeylights]

something lesbian has to happen to me soon or else i might pass away

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What's the quickest way to read someone's mind NO AI

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Became too important at my new job already 😭😭

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Who let me make decisions

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Trying to give myself the ick, unfortunately it has worked, unfortunately this can be reversed

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it was a dream inside a dream inside a dream so i was like, "is this real?" and she was like, "nah, this is just a fling" 💀💀💀💀 not what i was asking but alright

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had a suggestive dream about a coworker now I must shoot myself

[yoinkyoy #goalkeepersfannumberone @yoinkyoyy]

match day of yaoi

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what to do with unsent letters full of strife, anguish and gayness

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double it and give it to one specific person

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There seems to be an increasingly unmissable phenomenon of alternative white women with eyeliner liking me on hinge

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apparently I'm very successful at flirting when I'm drunk but unfortunately I'm not drunk 24/7

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@bichinhi 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i will try my best, but no promises

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good news, back to writing, bad news, due to insomnia

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finally took my own advice hashtag thriving rn

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I'm at the gym and I feel like I'm having a masc-off in the women's section

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I never thought these words would come out of me but, I miss my (most recent) ex :'(

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what does no contact mean cause i just assumed it meant blocking them on every social media platform in existence (including Spotify and linkedin 💀)

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wtf does one wear to a mitski concert, im shitting myself HELP

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girlfriend scammed me by asking if i wanted to fall asleep on call and then proceeded to fall asleep in the first 10 minutes