Willow Pape

raise your hand if you've ever been personally victomized by willow pape. *parody account*

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Dirk Diamonds is mine

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but on the real, I was a total bitch

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lol remember when the Kim K game was actually relevant

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lol I'm not even relevant anymore

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kim k wishes she was me

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*breathes*
*you lose 400,000 fans*

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what i've accomplished this summer:

- reached the A-List

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my photoshoots be like http://t.co/wkOZTxo4Zo

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you: *breathes*
Ray Powers: WOW IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A HEATED FEUD BETWEEN YOU AND WILLOW PAPE OUCH I CAN SENSE THE H A T R E D

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the only calls I've been getting this summer are from Simon tbh

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@wlillowpape and you're mad I have more followers, buh-bye!

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#RelationshipGoals

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http://t.co/QmbDacM5xo

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*right after a gig*
Simon: hey
Me: chill

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After finishing a task that required a lot of energy http://t.co/jGXbDwIZ66

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Spoiler alert: I get stabbed at the end of the game

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incase you were wondering who filmed Kim kardashians sex tape http://t.co/j8dzkCrwoE

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my summer so far http://t.co/dFAiJayI1G

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basically http://t.co/jYwSUjQ9fh

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Kim K game needs to be updated. Not everyday photoshoot. Sometimes let me chill with Khloe and French Montana.