Joffrey

Probably the best d-bag you'll ever know. Hands off my ass - @SarcasticSansa owns it. ↠AU↞

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"I take you up on this challenge - I'm a hard person to surprise."

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

Nodding slightly, Joffrey laid back and closed his eyes.

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"Y're normally asleep when 'm sleepy," he murmured.

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"You could never be a bum - you're too amazing for it to show," Joffrey responded, laughing softly.

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"Lying around doing nothing can be tiring. But I am tired, yes."

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"As long as I have your love," Joffrey added with a small laugh, going to kiss her nose softly.

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

Turning the TV off, Joffrey turned to face @SarcasticSansa, blearily rubbing his eyes with one hand and smiling softly at her.

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"That's true, and I love impressing you," Joffrey mumbled, arms locked behind @SarcasticSansa's back.

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"Goddamnit, Reed." https://t.co/GcDHanJvPC

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"I have an image to maintain - suave, attractive blond who's not as psychotic as he used to be. The hair completes it."

@SarcasticSansa

[𝖲𝖠���𝖲𝖠 @SarcasticSansa]

Look at my cute little muffin, @WiIyKing. http://t.co/Mblf7g2woC

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"This show ... boring me to sleep," he murmured, looking down at @SarcasticSansa through half-lidded eyes.

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

/ joffrey, bran and littlefinger. i can't choose https://t.co/6RcmeLERih

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"At least Uncle Jaime likes us."

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"Hey!" he protested weakly, swatting her hand away.

@SarcasticSansa

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

Letting @SarcasticSansa sleep, Joffrey reached for the remote, turning the TV on but keeping it low.

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"I'd protect you, of course. And the pranks are always fun."

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"You sound like Taylor Swift," Joffrey mumbled, though he did smile again at @SarcasticSansa's words.

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

"What ... really?"

[Joffrey @WiIyKing]

- chest, protectively holding her.

@SarcasticSansa