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Chelsea lover💙🥶
@FC Barcelona 💙❤️

[~ @Wi_ckii]

Switching from my high-fee bank to a more affordable option has saved me so much money! #bank2payless #savemoney @Payless_Africa

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

No Chelsea fan genuinely believes the Alonso news, we’ve been here too many times. Until I see contract signed, I’m not moved.

[Dex @smh__w]

Yaani mnajifanya mmesahau ile time Prime Kairo during protests alituambia tuchome nchi yeye atachukua pesa yake aende ku invest Panama bana, eti sisi walalahoi tutamalizwa na njaa huku juja😭😭

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Kuna gari ya madam imegongwa boot hapa jogoo road wanakesi ati "mbona unaniingia nyuma huoni mbele"😅😅😅 tumecheka hadi tumefukuzwa na traffic police

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Ukipata baddie mwenye love language yake ni words of affirmation usifumble bro

[~ @Wi_ckii]

@Ghettoh_tycoon 😂😂😂😂💔

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

hakuna watu nahurumia kama hawa madem wananikataa sahii

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna ughasia mnafanyia wanaume wakikuja kulipa dowry hapa nje siwezi tolerate ata kidogo. Mnafika kwa gate namna hii mnapata mmefungiwa,Then the oldest aunt is on the other side of the gate asking you to bribe her so that the gate can be opened,ati mafuta ya kupaka gate ifunguke. This is a routine that is slowly solidifying into the kikuyu culture,a routine of extortion and emotional blackmail.

Ukiwalipa hapo,tena huko ndani wanafunika bibi yako na shuka. Among other 6 women. Now you have to find her among the six. For every miss you make,they demand 20,000 from you. I swear to my grandfather kinyanjuis grave if you try that nonsense with me that will be the last time you see me. Even at the gate I am not bribing anyone,I cannot marry into a home that operates like a government office. Kasia sana !

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

What Morgan Rogers is doing to Man United

[~ @Wi_ckii]

@Clintonio10 @Itsmeg_w 1 nation,1 youth🤚

[ADEMBA ALLAN @Genz0087]

@Clintonio10 @Itsmeg_w Bravo to Convener @Itsmeg_w for creating a platform that gives citizens a voice. Excellence in action!
#ManifestoYetu
#ManifestoYetuLaunch
One Youth One Nation

[GŌATFATHER™ @Clintonio10]

Meg Muchoki showed Manifesto Yetu was built from real youth voices across Kenya—1,200+ reps, eight regions, and true lived experiences calling for dignity, inclusion, opportunity for all young Kenyans. 🇰🇪✨
#ManifestoYetu #ManifestoYetuLaunch One Youth One Nation @itsmeg_w

[~ @Wi_ckii]

@Clintonio10 @KidiMwaga2 "The future of Kenya is not tomorrow,it is now and with us the young people of Kenya"Manifesto yetu🔥

[GŌATFATHER™ @Clintonio10]

Manifesto Yetu is a youth-driven blueprint tackling unemployment, governance, climate action, and innovation — built by 1,200+ youth reps. Proudly for youth, by youth, with youth. Shoutout @kidimwaga2
#ManifestoYetu
#ManifestoYetuLaunch
One Youth One Nation

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Leo Messi reaches 1300 G/A in his career with 896 goals and 404 assists.

Three assists, one goal tonight in MLS Playoff key game for Inter Miami.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Take a broken girl. Fix her.
She'll go back to the same guy again.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Inflation imefika mpaka kwa ngono buana. Why are you guys pretending you don’t see the surge in condom prices? Condom tatu zinatoka mia tisa,900 kenyattas? Buana hiyo si ni criminal. It appears theres no way around it,protected sex is as expensive as unprotected sex. A condom at that price should be able to give me the most exotic premium service,inafaa kuwa ata na bluetooth,nikiingia namna hii inapiga x ray huko ndani,like a soviet war drone, ikiona Infenction inaanza kuwaka red na blue kama Ambulance ikiniambia “retreat! Retreat! Kaswende detected!”

A condom at that price means you cant have sex everyday because its expensive. Ama ukimaliza kuitumia unafua kama socks unaianika. Kesho jioni unaanua unarusha kwa elianto unarudi kazi. Eih! Capitalism itamalisa sisi walalahoi. Itafika mahali turudi kuvaa mara ya kuku like our ancestors. Juu kitendo nayo lazima ifanyike vanee,Apa ni mauwano

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Wasichana wacheni story za I dont date broke men. Just tell us what your price is and let us decide if we have the money to clap or not. And dont tell us you’re not whores,if a man needs to have money to have access to you we might as well cut the BS and get straight to business

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

i’m so loyal to my music i’ll hunt down a song i used to love 5 years back

[🅜🅐🅝🅤 @Manukagia]

Yaani skuizi unaeza enda kinyozi na utoke bila kuskiza reggae na kuona picha za ludacris kwa ukuta, sad times.

[ICHIKA @ICHIKArlfjq]

I also got cheated on but you'll never see me waking up at 5:00am to go jogging.