Laura

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@denice_ggirl Have you ever read the first, original book that was published in 1941? George is kidnapped from Africa, put in a cage, and ends up in a zoo. It reads like a story of slavery, and then the Man in the Yellow hat becomes a white savior...

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@RepAOC Thank you for fighting for America. It isn't right that a President would personally attack a congresswoman, but here we are. I am so glad my daughters have you to look up to.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Post Master General Louis DeJoy, wants to destroy the mail! As a Trump appointee, he has the inside job to do it. #USPS #USA

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

If the postal service has a better approval rating than the President what does he do? Sabotage. #usps https://t.co/8Q8IGSwFYM

[Christopher Keelty (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @keeltyc]

This has bothered me for a long time, but I've never spoken about it: In my career I've managed around 20 people or so at various times. Two of those people were Black.

I cannot tell you how different my supervisors were toward me about how I managed the Black direct reports.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Bad Cop = Murder
Bad Waitress = cold food
Bad Accountant = tax fraud
Bad Doctor = Misdiagnosis

Does bad seem like the right word for all of these?
#BLM

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

If you are "bad" at your job, do you murder people at work? Thinking the bar is too high at my job.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@Apple actually mailed us someone else's phone. It has someone else's phone number and password- so I can't set it up or use it. We've spent 5 hours on the phone with them. #applesucks

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Husband bought me a new iPhone SE for Mother's day. But it doesn't work. We've had it week. Apple can't fix it. #applesucks @Apple

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@JoeBiden Please step down and let someone else run for the Democrats, in light of the accusations. We need someone everyone can vote for, and that isn't you.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@SeemaNanda Please find us a democrat to run for President who isn't a rapist. The DNC needs to find a new candidate.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@Allianz I cannot believe that my child being in the ICU is not an acceptable reason to use my trip insurance! What a scam!

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

@Allianz You have the worst customer service! I filed a claim in November and you still haven't processed it!

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Do NOT get trip insurance from #allianz they don't actually pay their claims. My child was in ICU - which meant I had to cancel my trip. But they won't pay the claim. If that isn't an emergency- I don't know what is. #allianzsucks #badinsurance #scam

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

My farm co-op is offering CBD infused honey. And now I want to know if bees pollinated a field of pot- What would that be like? Or would they forget to finish making the honey?

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Me: Do you have any interesting answers to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
12yo: "You! As soon as I eat you!"

Well, that is different..... #parenting

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Meal trains are nice, but this week merits a liquor train. #badweek #liquortrain

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Me: So you didn't like your physical therapist today?
12 y.o: She peaked in high school.
Me: That is serious shade you are throwing.
12: She is 30 and has a nose ring. She wants to be tough, but she can't pull it off.
Me: Damn.

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

This

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Much like boyfriend jeans, the Boyfriend Loophole is something we wish would just go away forever. #FullFrontalRewind

[Laura @WickedWitch365]

Can we make pedophile hunting legal? I think that might be a sport I could support. #aslongaseveryonehasagun