Patrick Bertrand

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@BSpoonerisms WHAT YOU SAY? HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING!

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@BSpoonerisms ugh I have no clue why I am nominating you!

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@BSpoonerisms I am on cloud 10! Also clay Aiken touches something deep inside of me! #Austinisaman

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@BSpoonerisms I like working with Vanessa mostly because she does all my thinking. #caveman

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@BSpoonerisms Big Brother announcer: Dae had a really bad day! #bbpuns

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@Adam_Fields https://t.co/uANfNxsNKp

[Squidward @tbhsquidwrd]

when you just hit a game winner but you see bae talking to another dude in the crowd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Onion's new website was built to be enjoyed on the Motorola RAZR. It is not compatible with any other devices. http://t.co/V8MNBoeE1c

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

up for coffee

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

Just found out what peanut butter means! #hockeyterms

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

Go wild! #Wild

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@Adam_Fields “@OnionSports: Derrick Rose Pulls Off Perfect 720 At Local Skate Park http://t.co/uGiKG7Zd7s”

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Hawks timeout with 10.9 second left.

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

*Hands batteries to you like a drug deal* "They will give you a real charge"

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@joancomics only a few more hours until your witch burning! #immortal #not

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

When you can't snapchat because your battery is under 20% #basicproblems

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

Mario party 10 is a disappointment!

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

I got a pocket full of sunshine!
#basic

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

@joancomics bitches be fickle!

[Patrick Bertrand @Wickedpat4]

Hannibal burress was awesome!

[Squidward @tbhsquidwrd]

damn girl i aint allstate but that ass about 2 be in good hands.