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World Cup Broadcast Production:

“Now a baddie from the opposing team,”

“Hold there..”

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Whats funny to me about this is that they were clearly proud of their clever tshirt idea. Relatively harmless and fun right?

But they stopped after they came up with 3 lol 😂 theres 2 shirts that say Stevie Knicks , like what you couldn’t come up with one more? Gtfoh Knicks in 5

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I will never be able to casually enjoy this internet factoid since I learned that they beat the Knicks in ‘99

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Top Diss Tracks:

1.Silly Love Songs - Wings
(Paul McCartney)

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My favorite party about human society is when we remind total strangers what part of the day we’re in.

“Morning” *head nod “afternoon”,
*hand gesture “good evening,”

Everywhere you go. Every language in the world. Just reminding each other constantly so we don’t lose track.

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Having a drink while you’re eating soup is kind of weird.

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(Modern English)

“So Gatsby is giving Party 4 U energy..,”

Professor: “exactly, and we can theorize that if Charli had released her song pre 2013 then it certainly would’ve been featured in the Baz Luhrmann film and trailer ,”

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iPhone show us everyone who’s typing in the gc

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I’m not the most left person I know but.. I don’t think socks need to be gender specific?

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“If you see something. Say something,”

Me:
“something”

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“Do you smell that?”

Huh?

“It smells like The Point,”

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lol at this scene in HP goblet of fire where Draco Malfoy shouts at Harry from a tree. He jumps down & his cronies are all around him.

This means he was just sittin in the tree before by himself. For who knows how long and for what reason? Waiting for Harry? Or just because

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Me beating the lie detector:

“Those drugs are not mine (because nothing is mine, this world is impermanent and our desperate want to possess material things is but a result of our unwillingness to let go to the universal truth that all things must come to pass)

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Had a good soup recently

It was Stew-pendous

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my car has headlights that have a high beam setting where they automatically sense oncoming cars and turn off the high beams until they pass

I need to request an additional feature the lights will sense if the oncoming cars has their brights on still and keep mine on accordingly

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I am a “Shokunin” of Being on the Phone with Customer Service

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Being an adult is realizing that honey mustard is made from honey and mustard

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If I were ever to get so famous as to go on a talk show tour then I would like to go on each show and say the same thing I would say “haha they’ve got those clips now like lady Gaga so you can’t say the same thing on every talk show nowadays haha” and then that would get clipped

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Honda Days isn’t the same without you

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Ginger snapped