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Question everything

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Just an insanely deranged thing to say out loud.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

I'd be cautious about this reporting, even with modern medical technology it's incredibly difficult to tell the difference between a braindead person and an ordinary Republican.

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

@big_ron98 Bad take. World Cup fucks

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Is there a single democrat running for president who isn't a spineless bitch for Israel

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

@elonmusk Good

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

You’re a war criminal. No one’s laughing

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment

I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.

While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.

Thank you

[sean @Haurmeya]

best graphic of the year

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Plane just touched down in Myrtle for buddy’s bachelor party.

Open up text from wife - “plz take it easy this weekend, you have a son now.”

Me:

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

No they completely ignore every other law. What would be different about this

[vişne ✶ @SoberSaturn]

this is technically impossible, right? RIGHT?????

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

Don't let them gaslight you.

The dog whistle is now a fog horn.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As an Elon Musk biographer, I would peg his IQ as between 100 and 110. There’s zero evidence in his biography of anything higher.

And I want to repeat that now, lest you think it a typo.

There’s zero evidence, from his life history, of Musk having anything higher than a 110 IQ.

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

Get your game up

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

On some not racist shit it’d be cool if the gym had a basketball court strictly for white dudes

I just want to do some cardio but I’m not trynna get matched up on prime Ant bro

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

@big_ron98 I think you don’t know what an allegory is

[Wide Awake @WideAwakeAtThr3]

Well yeah man it’s called an allegory

[big ron @big_ron98]

My most boomer take is that every awards shows (i.e. Grammys, Oscar’s, etc) everybody looks like the citizens from the capital at the hunger games and it’s disgusting