Mr. Wide

sometimes shitpost sometimes serious @launcherkey

[Mr. Wide @WideBTW]

Hawk Tuah, spit on that thang

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I just spent $47 at Trader Joe’s and they asked if I wanted to tack on $10 of SpaceX IPO at the register.

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I thought Peloton was just a brand of bikes. I didn’t know it was a full homosexual, immersive experience.

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@floozi_official @bonk_inu https://t.co/sGj3H0fFDB

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@bonk_inu If anyone needs a ref

https://t.co/sGj3H0fFDB

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The CIA searching for alien genetics in humans via Ancestry and 23andMe. What a timeline...
https://t.co/Z9lb1SU7yS

[JOSH DUNLAP @JDunlap1974]

🚨🚨 CIA Accused of Hunting Alien Bloodlines via Ancestry and 23andMe DNA Data. 🚨🚨

The CIA has been accused of gaining secret access to the DNA information of millions of people as the intelligence agency allegedly searches for alien life on Earth.

Jason Reza Jorjani, a philosophy PhD and science fiction writer, recently claimed that he spoke with a retired US Army sergeant who served as a 'psychic spy' and knew of the government's secret program to hunt down individuals with extraterrestrial DNA.

Jorjani said on the American Alchemy podcast that the CIA, the nation's premier foreign intelligence agency, has a backdoor program that allows it to search through genetic testing companies such as 23andMe and https://t.co/UFIBbb69of.

According to the author, the purpose is to look for individuals who have DNA ancestry tied to a race of aliens known as the Nordics, who allegedly look like extremely tall humans from Scandinavia, with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin.

Despite the Trump Administration releasing multiple batches of previously classified reports on UFOs and the search for alien life, the Pentagon has maintained for years that there has been no proof aliens exist.

Jorjani claimed the source of his information was Army veteran Lyn Buchanan, who has publicly stated that he was trained as a remote viewer - the CIA's secret program to have 'psychic spies' perceive information about distant objects, events or people.

Buchanan has also claimed in podcast interviews that the government was actively looking for people whose DNA did not fit into the standard patterns of human ancestry and has been listed as 'other' or 'unknown unidentifiable.'

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@notjessix went down Solana road and no one knew you 🥀

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

Had to get a flight home, my mom keeps stealing my shit and trying to get money

She took my new glasses bruh

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@goldenbootwc There needs to be a reason to buy and hold the players. Zero incentive as it is.

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@goldenbootwc What is the purpose of buying the player coins?

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@notjessix @ourbit @OurbitPartner I am sorry to bid dih you Jessix

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@Param_eth He’s probably at port ath now btw 🤣

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@notjessix Btw

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@cookerbruski @pips

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@TheRoaringKitty Least roaring kitty tweet

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@TheRoaringKitty Bro gotta be hacked

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@123skely @STACCoverflow 6 rolls 0 above 1x

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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@nothingchanges Can I interest you in a 7th Plandemic?

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Gobolini Fettucine might actually be the first trench native brainrot

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@wirelyss Gobolini fettucine