Zach Widman

save the bees

[Zach Widman @WidmanZach]

Imagine this. The year is 3005, you wake up and Childish Gambino is STILL by your side. Life is good😌

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Zach Widman @WidmanZach]

@beyoncegarden @2020Comics Are you that dense that you can’t recognize satire or irony. Grow up.

[Zach Widman @WidmanZach]

@BruhManDa5thFlo @BogdanAmr You just described an accident moron.

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Chris Brown @chrisbrown]

https://t.co/YrEF6iXEzV

[Zach Widman @WidmanZach]

One is too many, two’s not enough.

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

The richest man on the planet, and possibly in history, zeroed out a black woman professor because he felt her anger and her words were not acceptable and he felt he was the right person to put her in her place.

Says quite a lot.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I think it’s unreasonable that people expect me to solve my problems using the same brain that makes me touch a cactus every time I see a cactus.

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

hannah baker wouldn’t last a day in euphoria

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

if i was crossing the bridge to terabithia i just don’t think i would’ve fallen in but that’s not a diss to miss girl i’m just different

[Di'Rico L. Baker @DiRico_Rants]

Every type of delivery driver is in significantly more danger every day than most cops will ever be in their entire careers.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[dogass @dogassVEVO]

If Pokemon was real life, there would definitely be poachers

[david @_elvishpresley_]

BATMAN: alfred you gotta come pick me up, babe broke my back

ALFRED: lol what

BATMAN: autocorrect I meant bane*

ALFRED: lmfao

BATMAN: alfred pls I’m really fucked up here

[Zach Widman @WidmanZach]

New pledge of allegiance idea... “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. One nation under distress, divisible, with justice and liberty for the rich.” ✨

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

light: tell em nothing can move faster than me

einstein: but there are tachyons and other exotic particles that can move faster...

light: *holding a gun* fuckin tell em