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[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I’d be a religious scammer if I didn’t have a little bit for a moral compass left.

[@dykehedelic @dykehedelik]

I think lesbians need to get way more mean

[TAMTAM🌺 @dahliadenoire]

ill be atheist and still ask saint anthony to help me find my left earbud

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.”

“We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. And in reality, I believe there are much greater, more important issues, such as justice, equality, freedom of men and women, freedom of religion, that would all take priority before that particular issue.”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[just a @F466OT]

Gay people trying to sit on a couch

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

and for the lady, perhaps a butch?

[Cliston Brown @ClistonBrown]

He’s right, and thank God someone had the guts to say it.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Genuinely being a rebellious know-it-all little shit prepared me soooooo well for today’s world because as it turns out, I actually do know better than most people and being confrontational really is the correct call a lot of the time

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Good morning to all the MAGA patriots working overtime in Nigeria, India, Kenya, Pakistan, Russia and Bangladesh.

Nothing says “America First” like tweeting from six different continents. 🌍🇺🇸

[Alima @unthinkableMJ]

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[emma @sunsetpascal]

pedro’s so real for posting this because it’s the fucking truth