1stWorldWifeProblems

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I actually enjoy working out!" I enjoy things I never do too! #fatwife

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

Those techniques wouldn't fly in the Army (criticizing Shaun T in INSANIYY while watching me work out). #FatWife #ConcavedCouchPotato

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I'll just do situps instead of working out"...Then doesn't do them #fatwife #workoutexcuses

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

I'll work out tomorrow. (Comes home to see her binge watching Netflix instead) #HouseofLards

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"Wendy's fries are hand cut and have sea salt instead of table salt."

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"If I ate that (a salad w/chicken, spring mix, nuts, cranberries, apple, bluecheese), I would be ripping my insides out."#FatIsSexy #FAILURE

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I gained weight because I chose to be in a relationship."

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I have cravings. If I don't satisfy them, they'll force me into making an unhealthy decision. That and I'll get migraines."

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I came home to an angry baby and had rough day at work. All I have enough time for is to pump and go to sleep." #SkipWorkOut

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I can't control what I eat, the baby has cravings."

[1stWorldWifeProblems @WifeExcuses101]

"I don't have time to workout because the baby demands so much where I would have to pass her off on you and that wouldn't be fair to you."