Blogger's Wife

The bored, unappreciated voice of all the wives of conservative, narcissist bloggers everywhere.

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@gelflingjb @5DrunkRednecks @MattWalshBlog hubby says that women who wear bikinis are whores so it's ok to squash them on the sidewalk

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.@5DrunkRednecks @MattWalshBlog hubby's recent internet searches include big black cocks. i guess he's starting a poultry farm or something?

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.@RandPaul @MattWalshBlog @glennbeck @BradThor on our cable bill there was a charge for Squirt Squad 9. Is this a movie about water guns?

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog some public school kids can't find maryland on a map. hubby can't find the clitoris. @glennbeck @joshduggar @RandPaul

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.@MattWalshBlog hubby says he doesn't really care if someone is a child molester, as long as they click on his blog so he can get paid

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog we can't wait to home school our kids. I'll teach and hubby will drink and complain, which is what he does anyway

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog Hubby was so excited about @RickSantorum running for president that he almost had an erection. Almost.

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.@MattWalshBlog @DebraPasquella I caught hubby sniffing his sister's panties he said he was making sure they were dirty b4 putting in washer

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog hubby says incest really isn't a big deal because God gave Noah a free pass in that department and Noah was such a great guy

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@joshduggar I hope our son grows up to be a strong, Christian man, just like you! @MattWalshBlog @glennbeck @BradThorAuthor

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog sometimes after scenes when girls are kissing each other, hubby runs off to bathroom for 20 minutes. @joesonka @RandPaul

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.@MattWalshBlog @LeahNTorres hubby says that if he didn't pay so much money in taxes, he could buy more liquor so his pain would go away

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@drmoore @MattWalshBlog hubby has a lot of books. he's never read any of them, but he says he has an image to uphold

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog @CecileRichards hubby always says that the most effective way to get your point across is to write an open letter

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.@MattWalshBlog @Gavin_McInnes a feminist witch placed a curse on hubby, that's why he can no longer perform his husbandly duties, he says

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@MattWalshBlog @JonahNRO hubby loves trains! he spends a lot of time with his friends down by the tracks behind paca street park.

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

.@glennbeck @MattWalshBlog @joesonka hubby cries when golf matches go too long and preempt the men's beach volleyball that he loves so much

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.@MattWalshBlog hubby was drafting an ad for craigslist that said he could be a top or bottom. is he singing two-part harmony or something?

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

@tedcruz That new foundation that you're wearing looks great! I'm guessing Visiora or MAC? @MattWalshBlog @joesonka

[Blogger's Wife @WifeOfABlogger]

Hubby says he's getting a golden shower in Balboa Park when he gets to SD. He just loves to stay clean! @MattWalshBlog @glennbeck @760kfmb