Eddie Murphy

England born and bread, Brexit means brexit, proud Lidl shopper, part time DJ at the local

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@AndrewW64586794 u is absholuty correct pal fumin and outraged might blow up Chinese later if u fancy it

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was on Omegle lasht night with @AndrewW64586794 all was goin well, seeing lots of tits and arse until one of em was showing it all so me bein the alpha male I am told the slag to show us some more was disgusted when we discovered ‘she’ had a knob almost choked on my bacon #HeShe

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absolutely ragin was receiving a haircut all of a sudden body shutdown n passed out youngest fort it was hilarious n I’m the laughing stock in the local,wife says its all the Carlin I say it’s her givin me a shit shag anyway didn’t even get to finish the haircut #neardeath #rage

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@RogerSt46736279 @BigBoyCarlBFC youth these day makes me absolutly fumin

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@ChrisBaxter56 @GlenBaxterGB fumin an outraged at the absolute noncery coming out of some people deffo needs sortin out

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@PrincyGeorge13 lyrical geniush

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@GaryClintonUK summat to do with inbred I fink Gary

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@charlie78961980 wouldn’t be suprised fink it is

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some paki eying me up at airport might have to spinning kick him dno

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@charlie78961980 wud rather not speak that name around ere, cheers

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so after long fort and consoderation me and the missis av decided to have another kid on one condition if it’s a girl we sacrifice it to the brexit gods (just tryin to do my part for the community) #brexit #sacrifice #nopainnogain

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@GaryClintonUK crackin photo Gary

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@PrincyGeorge13 nofink bur respect for u fella

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if ur kid screams all the way through a flight then ur a terrorist

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@Finchy1961 hope ur not sujestin ur a nonce Stan

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@PrincyGeorge13 no child of mine

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hardest fing ever is finding out what language a bird speaks that’s around the pool can’t tell if it’s englsuh , Mooslim language, American or scouse

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@Francis57314015 @GaryClintonUK absolutly disgustin what’s sosiyty come to

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just shanked a life guard #yolo #doingwhatmakesmehappy #doingthemost

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need a shag someone bell me (big knob)