{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀}

❝leт'ѕ вυrn oғғ тнoѕe calorιeѕ, yeaн?❞ |Art doesn't belong to me!!|#SSBRP|#FanAccount|

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

❝ιт'ѕ тιмe тo geт ғιт~!❞

🏋️‍♀️new accoυnт
🏋️‍♀️(n)ѕғw (pιcтυreѕ, langυage)
🏋️‍♀️goιng тo мaĸe ѕυre everyone'ѕ ιn ѕнape~!
🏋️‍♀️wιll crυcιғy тнoѕe wнo eaт υnнealтнy
🏋️‍♀️rт?

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@Ridleytooalive @BlueFlameSword "From my knowledge, yes. He's a. . He's a pig. But don't worry, Samus. He has a lot more bark in him than bite."

She smiled, patting her on her back.

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

Everybody say your prayers cause Wii's gonna return soon.

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@Ridleytooalive @BlueFlameSword *guts

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@Ridleytooalive @BlueFlameSword "Ike I'm going to make you run laps until you start throwing you guys up."

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"SureIllGiveItATry–"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"Why don't you think for a minute.

All the leeches are doing is sucking up your blood, correct?"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@TheSwappedSpade @BardicMelodies || ^ can confirm

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@TheSwappedSpade "Alright! This way, please!"

Wii took lead, walking down the hall.

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

Kicks down the door.

"ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCHES I KNOW YOUVE BEEN EATING CRAP WHILE I WAS GONE~!"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

". . I do not think leeches will help your cold."

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"Got it!"

Wii sudddnly disappears. Off to her berry cabinet she goes-.

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

@TurtleBombshell "Id love to, actually!"

Oh but Wii has a strong grip-

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

". . . If I cut you guys /some/ slack on some of your eating habits, can you promise to have something healthy with it?"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"Uhm. . Depending on what era you are from. . Wouldn't it be a little nerve racking to have to go to a /plague/ doctor?"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

". . . Oh, right."

Scratches the back of her head.

"Well, would you like some DayQuil?"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"Hmm. . Describe your symptoms, then."

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"Mhm! How many do you need?"

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

If Wii Fit lets y'all do whatever you want expect her to become a drill sergeant when November comes around-

[{ภ๏. 47} WII ₣IŦ ŦRAINER {♀} @WiiSmashTrainer]

"It's a type of medicine to help treat your cold symptoms!"

. . .

"Oh right, I forgot you live in medieval times. . DayQuil is a medicine commonly used in modern times!"