Dottie Minerva

I came for the insightful observations on society, but stayed for the fart jokes. (she/her)

[jo @cowboypraxis]

life is basically just about if you like your outfit. god help you if you don’t ..

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'm just someone's weird sister

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

4 yr old: I don’t have any other feet.

Me: Fair enough.

[Dottie Minerva @Wiki_Tash]

NYT putting todays spangram in the shape of a martini glass is chefs kiss

[scottiewider @scottiewider1]

why am i scrolling. What am i searching for?

[Coach Scott Frost @CoachFrost7]

This is the worst I have treated my body in a two week span in my entire life. I feel like the mucinex booger

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

I have 3 of my boys following me around at all times in case I need to harmonize

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I am sleepy! I don’t know what I did a moment ago and what I will do a moment from now and I haven’t the faintest idea what I am doing at present.

Franz Kafka, 1909.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

I arrive in love. I am love.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

being cozy is the most important thing in the world to me

[puff @rishipuff]

off to another great hang

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.