Steven Wilber

Nerfect pobody. 1ST DEBUT ALBUM, “16 BITS,” AVAILABLE ON STREAMING STUFF!

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

Maybe this is just the shot in the ear Democrats need.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

Can’t even afford the second “O.”

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

The Mandela Effect? I always knew it as The Mandela Principle.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

@weezyfbjr @insomniacgames There’s no prompt, but you gotta charge jump.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

AS THREATENED, I’LL BE PLAYING SOME NIGHTINGALE (then probably some Persona 3 OVER ON TWITCH AT
3PM PACIFIC! https://t.co/LUFflP7o1b

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

In what will go down as the worst New Years resolution, I’m gonna start streaming stuff! Games, doodling, tepid anime takes, YOU NAME IT.

Please, god, please follow me on Twitch at TheNerfectPobody and get ready to put me on in the background very soon (probably tonight)

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

I have this neat app on my phone that lets me know whenever my girlfriend’s on the toilet.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

Why buy the cow when I can have the milk for free? ‘Cause I’m not a fucking MILK THIEF, Grandma!!!

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

Well, if I’m not “drinking enough water,”how come my dijon-yellow pee is so wet?

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

I could give two bits about a shave and a haircut.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

🎶SAY IT AIN’T SO, I WILL NOT GO!🎶

- Me, whenever I’m about to leave PacSun and my favorite Weezer song starts playing

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

While I’ll never forgive cigarettes for what they did to my mother, I think Marlboro Man would be a very cute name for a cat.

[Helium Comedy Studios @HEComedyStudios]

Tomorrow we've got a brand new Showcase for you, featuring Portland native @WilberWithAnE ! Steven has been described by credible sources as an "agent of chaos," so you know you're in for a treat!
Check out a sneak peek up on the channel now https://t.co/H8Y2kjIFBO

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

@RazorLou “Duct tape”

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

Absolutely GUTTED over who got booted from Drag Race this week, but at least I can take comfort in that it’s the only bad thing going on in the world right now.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

@pissGoblin “I’m emotionally immature.”

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

@GregNibler Is very good.

[Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE]

I remember when the biggest news story in the world was that Elizabeth Taylor was gonna be the voice of Maggie Simpson. But now it’s all this other stuff.