Dan Wilburn

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

I would not like police to do this who would like my vote
https://t.co/SAYSjhdMlV

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

@DarrellDawson I think they got him.

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Ted, it’s almost as if Amazon is part of the problem and not the solution to everything and part of the solution to everything has been shitting himself for 3 months.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

So, in March, at the start of coronavirus lockdown, I went on Amazon to try to buy toilet paper. I bought the only kind that was available. It finally arrived yesterday, shipped from China. Pitiful! 🤨🤨

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Sick shit.

[Trevor Timm @trevortimm]

this thread is over 260 tweets long, filled almost exclusively with videos of unprovoked violence by police on peaceful protesters

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Swinging for the fences like a real hero. Remove the police.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

SHOCKING VIDEO: LAPD officers seen striking protesters with batons in Fairfax district confrontation https://t.co/gWbBswwzvs

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Oh is this one of those heavily edited 6 second clips NYPD Shea was talking about? @Gothamist

[Ash J @AshAgony]

NYPD cops are making violent arrests & beating people with batons at the #FTP4 march in the Bronx. I just got hit with a baton & pusher by cops.

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

This can’t be real who’s playing this sim

[Casual Rizz @CasualRiz]

They were putting up signs to commemorate the death of George Floyd. He wasn't having it.

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

4/ Decades of research on protests have shown that deploying police in riot gear and using methods like tear gas often incites violence instead of preventing it, according to a report by @marshallproj. https://t.co/6sacdgbnhn

[anthony feastconnell @AnthonyOComedy]

Most conspiracy videos could be tightened up

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

For a profession that works with guns they sure do mistake a lot of other things for them.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A police officer in California shot and killed a kneeling man after mistaking a hammer in the man’s pocket for a gun, the authorities said. The man, Sean Monterrosa, who was Hispanic, was attempting to flee a Walgreens that was being looted. https://t.co/ODZZyk8YZK

[Josh Fox @joshfoxfilm]

People stuck in traffic are witnessing NYPD beat up folks on their way home.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Man tortured to death in US prison.

[Jumaane Williams (@jumaane.bsky.social) @JumaaneWilliams]

https://t.co/MZ2NLITzHc

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The "this one thing" is a mask. It's wear a mask. What a broken, diseased impulse to pull a "click for one simple trick" when it comes to the useful and basic fact that wearing a mask could decrease COVID cases by 80%. Cursed headline. Rotten job.

https://t.co/wBN6djlo5O

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

@charlesnrogers All my #excess live in #Texas

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

@theorywellness Just got one in, thanks!

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

@DarrellDawson Initially read that as “So Lonely” but clearly I didn’t get a lot of sleep.

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Is the worst case scenario that this guy bought them or realizing after the fact that you have $300mil and could have bought them yourself and still had $20mil of your net worth leftover and then would be making bank on your on music? Hi it’s 3am

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Swift calls sale of her master recordings to Scooter Braun “my worst case scenario”: https://t.co/v4gSDNWpno #TaylorSwift

[Dan Wilburn @WilburnDan]

Quirky!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Under an unusual quirk in Oregon's hate crimes law, people who commit hate crimes alone get softer penalties than people who commit them with an accomplice https://t.co/zMYNMJecGN