Absolutely gorgeous new monster cocks in stock courtesy of @strangebedfella !! Obsessed! One sold before we could even get photos! So hurry in and snatch these up before we decide to take any home ourselves 👀👀😍😍😍
New in from @FunkitToys: polyhedral sex dice, for all your sexy adventuring. Good for folks of all configurations- kinky, vanilla, queer, straight, polyam, monogamous, nerdy or not!
Don't you miss the heady rush of a book fair? Well, now you can treat yourself to that moment again with our collaboration! Outsider Comics are bringing the books and we've got all the accessories. Nothing says Valentines like a book and a toy combo~
@DirtyLola once had a new hire not fully lock the door (because the manager was still inside) and a customer full on walked in to the pitch black shop and was like "do you sell video head cleaner?" to the darkened room (and manager barreling out of the office in full flight or fight mode)
We would like to formally apologize to our customers for accidentally playing "Christmas Shoes". We do not endorse this type of music and it has been removed from the Spotify rotation.
I can't say with COMPLETE confidence that we're the only adult store to include Caramelldansen (Christmas Remix) or @ProZD's "Goofy Sings SNOW HALATION" on our holiday playlist, but... I feel like it's a pretty good chance.
People have started to be rude about our mask policy again- it's not political. We just can't afford to be sick, and we believe in risk awareness both in and out of kink situations. You can storm out and go to other shops but we actually hope you don't get them sick, either.
Dr. Duchin (@DocJeffD) joins local health officers & regional healthcare systems in recommending that everyone wear well-fitting masks in indoor spaces given the high level of respiratory viruses circulating right now & stress on hospitals.
https://t.co/nKfiGnEgMC