Sara Dirks

Elon Musk’s stand-in. humbly multi-talented • secretly a big deal • she/her/mine • all mine • insta @wilddirky

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@StubHub @TeamStubHub (3/3) So I guess my question is, what kind of business model is this? Was a chair removed from Soldier Field? Why was an unavailable ticket for sale and why did I find out 4 months later at the final hour that I had no ticket? TYSM for your reply.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@StubHub @TeamStubHub (1/2?)
I bought a $500 ticket to Oasis in May. Then on the day of the show at 4:30pm, which is an insane time to release tickets, I get an email saying my ticket wasn’t available and then it listed “comparable” tickets I could replace it with.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@StubHub @TeamStubHub (2/3) My og ticket was center in the 200 section. The tickets I could replace it with the were on the far side in the 400s. It’s a few hours before the show starts & I’m having a panic attack at a bar trying to call stub hub. As you can imagine, vibe killer.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Colorado Supreme Court Crunch Wrap for President, 2024.
You’re welcome, @tacobell .

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

“I’m throwing in the towel!” I scream at my washing machine to feel alive.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Are people still twatting over here? Okay, bye.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen which is why it is perfect.

[Jake Prizant @jakeprizant_]

The worst person you know doing the intro to their solo show

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Boy math is having a dad bod and telling dad jokes while being single and not wanting children.

#boymath

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Hey @dominos does nothing come with sides of sauces anymore? Like… gimme something to swallow these dry breadsticks. I was under the assumption that was part of the “meal.” And $1.50 per sauce? These better be signed by Guy Fieri.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

I refuse to fail on a failing platform.
Kay bye! :) ))))))) *7 chins of retirement all smile upon my kiXngdumb*

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

OMG GET EACH OTHER’S NUMBERS ALREADY.
@elonmusk @finkd

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

I wish all these bugs would just go inside and leave me alone.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@elonmusk Kay! Bye!

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Yes I am behind and I love it.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

I want someone to look at me the way Charity looked at that ticket to Oxford, Ohio.

@BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@jakeprizant_ So me at every show I do.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Good job platform.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This platform hit another all-time high in user-seconds last week

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

@elonmusk Good job platform.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

If you’re reading this, I feel like I’m being tricked out here on these streets.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

Madap madap