Nikster

I love God First. 80's Rock is my second love. I have that smile like the Joker. I'm a foster dog Mom x2. I know I look good for my age! No Dm's I bite.

[Nikster @Wildflower980]

Some people just don't make any sense. And, you be like I'll pull out my dollars if you make cents

[Candy Corny CowboyX™ 🥃🦅🇺🇲 @Talkbackatme]

I drink bourbon and I've never been hospitalized, therefore bourbon also prevents hospitalizations.

[Nikster @Wildflower980]

Failure turns into success.
If you say it out loud, you speak it into existence

[Nikster @Wildflower980]

Lady: please call the cops.
The cops: we are the cops

[¥asmin يَاسَمِينٌ @_yasminz_]

some people are like band aid ..they heal

[Seann @Happee69014151]

Me: I have a great idea!

Also me: Fuck all the way off with your stupidity 🤪

[Seann @Happee69014151]

I will not make it to bed by 9 tonight and the only thing worse than that is the fact that it’s been a long ass week and it’s only fucking Tuesday

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖙 @Prophet_Poe]

Goodnight to everyone except:

✅ Locked accounts
✅ People who use religion to be horrible people
✅ Married men on this app who use it as a way to prey on women
✅ People who sub par subtweet me
✅ People that have blocked me for other people
✅ If you sleep with socks on

[GLK @njlitigator]

I overslept my sleep apnea doctor appointment today.

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

Can't. Just had a fucking full on out loud argument with my fucking self...wonder what I fucking did

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

I’m happy to be the one dogs remember and people forget.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Every time I stick my hand in my garbage disposal..I think some final destination shit is gonna happen, and I'm gonna get sucked in.

[🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦 @420iloveweed]

A fucking mosquito just got me.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

When I reply to your email with "It's on my radar", what I really mean is "I'm fully aware, but doing fuck all about it".

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

That’s my emotional support shitpost.

[Nikster @Wildflower980]

Chicken Parm for the win.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖙 @Prophet_Poe]

Dear life.

If you insist on fucking me without permission or lube.

I demand you give me the fucking courtesy of a reach around.

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

Got some fucking color last night

[ShANk @BigShankkz]

Felt 🖤

[𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 @TheSoulShadow]

As a veteran, the Fourth of July reminds me that freedom has always carried a price. Today we celebrate 250 years of the American story with gratitude for those who came before us and hope for those who will follow. Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

[thewelder @walkawayslowly]

She should feel safe in your arms, mentally, physically and emotionally