A Southern Man

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

One of my unpopular opinions is that I prefer a big old thick juicy burger to a smash burger all day long.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Whose idea was it to make dark blue and black look so much alike?

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

@Actias_Luna13 Happy Birthday!🎉🎈

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Do you have a more ketchup or mustard personality?

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Ever think a cucumber mistakes itself for a zucchini?

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

@Actias_Luna13 Good morning ☕️

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

With the technology today why don’t we have a system to rate customers like consumers rate service businesses and restaurants?

Bob has been known to not pay his plumber, even when he gets what he asked for and hasn’t left more than a 4% tip in a restaurant in 15 years. 0/5 stars

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Holy shit, the stupid is strong today.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

@TheTinkleBelle2 @coffeeordie71 Truth! I can sneeze and throw out a hip. Lol

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

I’m not impressed by engineers that don’t drive a train.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

@coffeeordie71 Love your coffee cup!

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

There’s nothing hotter than a woman driving a truck.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Geeezzz, just accidentally pee on the guys foot beside you at the urinal one time and he gets upset. Maybe don’t wear flip flops next time.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

It’s amazing how good a 7 pound chihuahua can snuggle.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

@TJS2016NY Very true. I always heard don’t get your honey where you get your money.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

I don’t care who you’re sleeping with or wanting to sleep with, keep it out of my work place please.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

I have to say the whole lower T thing that naturally occurs to men as we get older is saving lives. At least in my case.

[demsybean @demsybean]

Schroedinger's overreaction

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

The only thing more amusing than women saying they understand men, is men saying they understand women.