Zephyr {Parody}

Wild Hunt scout. Maniacal, crazy, blood thirsty... I guess you could say I was all those. @BlueberryLBane is the first to touch my heart #Fae #RPAcct#Parody

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

#NewProfilePic
#RevampedAccount
#ChangeOfFC

I will cut you and not think twice...

@BlueberryLBane is the love of my life and I will protect him at all cost.

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

Merry Christmas my beautiful @BlueberryLBane! I hope we can spend the entire day in bed doing naughty things to each other.

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Nods against your forehead, my eyes fluttering as your fingers brush against my skin, more flowers blooming against my chest} I cannot be anywhere else. You are my forever.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*My fingers lightly brush against the little blooms, loving when they appeared* Be with me forever

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Pushes my forehead back against yours, small blooms peeking out of the top of my shirt from the flower tattoos adorning my chest} I felt the same way about you.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Presses my forehead to yours* From the first moment I saw you

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Stretches and flashes you a wide grin} I like that you think I’m pretty.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

So pretty...

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

Sleepy Zephyr says Goodnight to @BlueberryLBane… I love you Blue. I’ll see you when I wake up.

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Carries @BlueberryLBane off to bed, after falling asleep with him on the couch, and curls my small frame around his}

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

@BlueberryLBane {A wide smile splits my features and my fingers dig into your hips} You would?! Truly? You will accompany me to faery?

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Smiles bashfully and leans in to softly bite your cheek} Blue flatters me too much.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Laughs and presses my forehead to yours* Zephyr such a stunner

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

@BlueberryLBane {Presses my forehead to yours and pushes my hands up your back} I have missed you too. You must return to faery with me next time. I cannot go this long without you. It hurts too much.

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Shakes my head vigorously, all my facial piercings jingling around} Max is beautiful… not Zephyr.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Grins and laughs and throws my arms around you tightly* You're so beautiful...

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Spots you and dives onto the couch with you, squealing in delight, then pulls you into my lap} BLUE!!!!

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Stares at you from my spot on the couch*

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{Wanders around looking for @BlueberryLBane. I could feel his distress through our bond and I needed to find the source of it}

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

I like to make you tingly {{Brushes my lips against your jaw}}

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Wraps my arms around your waist* You make me tingly

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{{Presses my nose to your cheek and squeezes you against my chest}} I shall call you that always.

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Giggles and presses into you* I like it when you call me that

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{{Flashes you a grin and wraps my arms around your waist}} My Snookums

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Blushes and nods* Uh huh..

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

Can you be my snookums?

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Groans* No snookums...

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

I would look rather glorious as a rug, but I would prefer to not be turned into one, if it is all the same to everyone else.

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

We did. I do enjoy that. {{Smirks}}

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Smiles and wiggles about* We broke them

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{{Sighs wistfully}} That was divine. Or perhaps the time we were in the cabin and I had you squirming beneath me with my mouth on you...

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

*Grins* Yea like the time on the beach...

[Zephyr {Parody} @WildHuntScout]

{{Covers your ears}} Perhaps we should tell stories too?

[Max Lightwood-Bane (Parody) @BlueberryLBane]

When my parents talk dirty to each other... 😱🤢