Zack Gustine

Television Mogul - Comedy Writer - Legendary Broadcaster - World-Famous Bartender

[Zack Gustine @WildPalms4Life]

I'm finally getting paid what I'm worth as a writer. I'm uncredited, but I knew going into it that ransom notes are a "Catch 22"

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@WhyHateWhite Chimpin' Ain't Easy 💯

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@Avabelly__ Anyone who believes this is real is an idiot. 💯

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@FFT1776 Start?

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@TruthFairy131 Chimpin' Ain't Easy 💯

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@Racerlen123 @SarahWorkx You owned a restaurant, and you still believe that sign is real? I can't imagine you owned one for very long.

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@SarahWorkx That it's not real, and that you're a lying sack of shit. 💯

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@AntiLeftMemes The Notebook

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@Liza137823 Fake news. This is obviously fake, and shameful.💯

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@IRIran_Military You're lyin'.

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@Farahkhanmeo @IRIran_Military It appears that he broke his own hand, if you're not blind or mentally impaired.

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@Uno_009 @IRIran_Military Most of their military equipment is our old junk from 50 years ago.

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@MustaphaShahee1 @IRIran_Military Bend over and grab your ankles then, bite down on this stick if you have to!

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@SohamBhilare95 @IRIran_Military Iran is currently face down, ass up 💯

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@IRIran_Military You guys realize that this account is run by American Democrats, right? Iran has nothing to do with this account whatsoever. It's the America-hating Left. 💯

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@mason_thus @MsAvaArmstrong You mean the guy who NEVER went to the island, called the cops on Epstein, and later put Epstein and Maxwell in prison, he's equal to someone who flew herself to the island 11 times? Please don't have kids, thx.

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Evil twin?

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Brandi Carlile is my new hair idol 💯 https://t.co/uKXFfyfhZn

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@phillyzoo Wow! Looks exactly like a real prison!

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@aaroncarter @nickcarter Is that the bathtub you died in? Omg spoiler alert!

[Zack Gustine @WildPalms4Life]

@ryanqnorth You wrote male/female, hero/villain, young/old, and human/cyborg all with deftness, believability, and brilliant and consistent humor throughout, never skipping a beat. Your foils are funnier than most writers' leads. I'll definitely seek out more of your work 💯

[Zack Gustine @WildPalms4Life]

@ryanqnorth I just finished "Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show" on @Spotify and it was some of the best work I've ever heard, I was shocked when I saw it was written by one man.