Donald Thrubwell ⧖

British wildlife filmmaker. 'Expedition Earwig' in production. Awarded 2 Bronze Goats at Tinty Hole Fest for Planet Weevil 2 & Moth Night Live. Views my own.

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

HS2 now feels very much at the point where Kevin McCloud reappears to find the wife gone.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez]

In Edinburgh last year, I woke up on my birthday to a 2 star review for my show. The show went on to sell out, with great reviews for the rest of the run. So to anyone at the fringe having a rough time, remember, it’s my birthday; I don’t want to hear about your stupid problems.

[Lucy Jane Atkinson @lucypapoosky]

His job is just Breach

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Just deep throated the last chocolate eclair in the toilet so my husband couldn't have any.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

You come to me on this, the day of George Osborne’s wedding

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LADY AND A POOING?

A POOING LADY

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

On this day 15 years ago I married my soul mate & my best friend.

They've only just both found out & now I've been charged with bigamy

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Everyone blocking adverts in the hope of seeing an actual tweet

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Currently taking a particularly noisy shit with the window open, some sort of bird is replying to the sounds like it's a conversation.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I would really like a stress doll, maybe quarter to half size, dressed as a software developer. Beard, glasses, man bun, cheap t-shirt, cargo shorts, the works. With removable intestines. That's important.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

It's my 3rd day in a new job and I've been sent to a conference in London to 'network'. Top tip for employers: don't send an unaccompanied introvert to meet random people, as they'll just sit in the park all day instead.