Kristen Behm

Writing a perfect ending.
Being nice. Sleeping in. Wine+Cheese. x
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[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@RealMattKing Heartbroken. It was such a long 3 years last time.😭💔Love your witty genius mind so much MK!! Your posts are the bright spot on this slimy underbelly. We'll be here with open arms if you come back mate.Xx💜

[David Glenn WTVC @StormTrack9Dave]

Venus & Jupiter over Lookout Mountain #Chattanooga #ScenicCity #Venus&Jupiter

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@NikonUSA 🫴📸🤩

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@mylodacat @RealMattKing He gave up the drugs and had excess energy. That brief period he also took up prolific knitting “like an electric Nan.”😂

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Excited to defend our GC title in the 8th annual Ruby Falls amateur BBQ contest!🐷❤️🏆 https://t.co/ktlaQ0P3PW

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@UschiMy Henry sure helped soften the lockdown for me. Hang in there Ursula. Sunshine and better days can often be around the corner. There will be someone that will love you for you.🥰❤️

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@RealMattKing Thanks. It was a delight. You've got so much talent MK. I hope your birthday was brill mate.💜

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Flapping fabulous. 🥓🕊️🕊️ 🕊️👞🕊️ 🌯 https://t.co/VVs7Ory9UE

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@goeglyd @RealMattKing Gregor is on a website, but password protected.😩 Google/VIDEO: Claire Oakley Physics James Hatt. (Only 44m) Season2 Starlings is on a janky site that plays like an 8-track with a rat-chewed cord + gets stuck on ads. Love nerdy Loz. Moped, bike helmet, cravat. +The writing!!✨

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Happy 55 to the master of guise.🎂@RealMattKing A pressie to the craft and the rest of us nutters.🎬⭐️✨

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Would be remiss to omit the snarky little fluff. #Adequate.

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@RealMattKing Do you hear what I hear? It’s the sound of a collective exhale echoing about the great marble. A Christmas miracle of epic proportions. Thanks for being a great sport Matty. We love you to pieces mate. 😘Xx

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@RealMattKing Congrats! Captn Matty we’ll be calling you soon? 🚢❤️
Can you still watch the Spurs on your barge? Maybe you can name the barge Rental Snake…?with a smart red next to black color scheme?

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Fancy a quick trip around the world today?👓💨

https://t.co/W8RpE4QfUh

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@IshanChutani @RealMattKing Ja, viel Liebe für dass kumquat dieser mutter. I’m particularly fluent in rental snake as well.

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@IshanChutani @RealMattKing The man is a genius. Leeway is a needs must. As long as he keeps his laces in his boots and is able to refrain from kicking down the door on the guest bath it's brill. If we run into issues we'll mung out over a tray of scrummy tuna sandwiches to Snow Patrol.

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

@IshanChutani @RealMattKing Without question. Spurs livestream hookups included with logoless pints and light refreshments next to the Miele. Xx

[Kristen Behm @WildeScript]

Out of 5? If only this was the worst of our problems. Be kind. Love your peeps. Maybe learn to confit. #GraphicDesign