i gave Elon's Grok Bot $50 and told it "pay for yourself or you die"
48 hours later it's holding $5,273
and it's still alive
autonomous trading agent on polymarket
zero code this time. the bot has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser, its own terminal. it trades with my laptop shut
every 10 minutes it:
β scans 500-1000 markets
β reads live X sentiment (it's grok, it sees every post on this app)
β builds fair value, flags mispricing > 8%
β calculates position size (kelly criterion, max 6% bankroll)
β executes in its own browser
β pays its own $200 subscription from profits
if the balance hits $0, i cancel the subscription. the bot dies
day one it dipped to $11. it dropped crypto and moved to weather markets, front-running NOAA updates
so it learned to survive
setup took one evening: create the bot, run one trade on your screen while it watches, put the skill on a schedule, connect telegram
no VPS. no API keys. no rust
last winter i built this exact system by hand. 3 weeks of rust. it made $2,980 in its first 48 hours
grok bot beat my own code in one evening
$50 β $5,273 in 48 hours
how much do u think it'll have in a week?
there was deadass 5 different ways to make 7 figs in the past 24 hrs mainly moderna stock and btc/hype longs / holding niu lai
if u didnt make 1m past 24 hrs just quit trading ngl
Wild price swings and massive volume spikes in this tennis match between Dimitris Sakellaridis and Oleksandr Ovcharenko... honestly looks completely fixed. Make it make sense. πποΈ #tennisbetting#tenniscapper#fixed@ATPChallenger
Watching Dimitris Sakellaridis and Oleksandr Ovcharenko right now and the action on the board is completely scrambled. Some seriously unusual play out there and very weird movements across the betting market. Anyone else tracking this, looks fixed π #tennisbetting#bet#capper