wiley

often wrong, never in doubt

[amber rollo @ambercrollo]

i saw someone try to transcribe @cushbomb’s poem and put it on reddit, so i wanted to share the actual text.

[wiley @Wiley456]

creatine sangria

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Going to the school gym to watch a motivational speaker
Going to the school gym to watch a professional yo-yoer

[wiley @Wiley456]

@ntoinedoinel No joke, my Dad drew this, he was the production designer on after hours - dm @nowwhatcreative for an AMA lol

[Nemo @thecaptain_nemo]

repeating the “fear is the mind killer” mantra to myself as i buckle my seatbelt for my United flight in a Boeing plane

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Makes you wonder who’s really in charge…

[wiley @Wiley456]

@peteralbertweir 🪦

[wiley @Wiley456]

Random guy at the bar told me I look exactly like coach beard from ted lasso & idk if I will ever recover from this

[wiley @Wiley456]

I am become Canuck, destroyer of poutines

(was just granted Canadian citizenship)

[wiley @Wiley456]

@ScottMendelson @karasoth They treated Pixar as though they were direct to DVD home video. While treating their own animation studio as though it only deserved theatrical releases.
Every Disney Animation Studio film hit theatres and every Pixar film was straight to D+

[wiley @Wiley456]

there should be a tier in Uber where you can ask the driver to take you through drive thru

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

living in Quebec is a nightmare this was such a jumpscare

[wiley @Wiley456]

@majornelson #xboxfreecodefriday

[wiley @Wiley456]

You guys, British Taco Bell has no Doritos locos tacos, no cheesy Gordita crunch and no Baja blast. They only give you one single packet of hot sauce. English bruvs, what are we even doing here??

[wiley @Wiley456]

What billionaire is bold enough to bring back Vine tumblr and Myspace to replace TokTok Twitter and Facebook?

[wiley @Wiley456]

Really excited for a year or two from now when wearing short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts is cool again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just returned from a trip to London and Oxford, where I met with many interesting people. I really like Britain!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Was going to work out this morning. Went to IHOP instead.