Wiley

Painter and decorator part time musician. *Parody Account*

[Wiley @WileyArtist]

big up my brudda @tinchystryder the girl sitting infront of me on this bus is wearing your headphones bro

[Wiley @WileyArtist]

omg i was doing a loft conversion yesterday and i found the woman who stole my rolex 5 years ago

[Wiley @WileyArtist]

its so annoying when i ring people and they answer and say "can you hear me? ay ay ay aa" fuck off

[Wiley @WileyArtist]

if i am plastering your wall please dont hassle me asking me about wheres the effing heatwave just make me a cup of tea lol