John Wilkes Booth

Do you speak latin?

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. #Election2016MovieQuotes

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Why are Asian kids always stoned?
#YouDidntExpect

[Wasteland, Texas @WastelandTexas]

Probably the same type of people who put 69 in their name. https://t.co/LRwOKTDcR2

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A "his" towel
#BadThingsToRegift

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This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy found the bed post
And I fucking limped all day long
#MusicMonday

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I called my Daily Dump the meeting of the minds because the s*** coming out of me makes way more sense than the s*** coming out of my coworkers
#TuesdayThoughts

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I didn't read the article or even open the link but I think this is saying Planned Parenthood is planning to dispose of illegal aliens. https://t.co/ElSeXHAnlc

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I think I can break the record; I just need a good saw. https://t.co/K5w60n1saK

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But what does he watch when he masturbates? https://t.co/mjLxLp9e3F

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Remember Texas, you do have an alternative choice to Ted Cruz.

Vote Beto O'Rourke for Texas Senate in 2018

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@SLandinSoCal 9:4 ...So fulfill the treaty with them to the end of its term. God loves the righteous.

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Your breath is checked, for a second, reading this.

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@SLandinSoCal By the way, I just checked and that is not what it says at all.

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@SLandinSoCal The prophet was illiterate and the Quran was written by a few of his closest followers after he died. There have also been edits.

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@raptor121895 Is this code for something?

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The Jerk https://t.co/f3XI1k5YNv

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Sorry, I had a burrito for lunch. #Gasshortage https://t.co/bsldFtkJp7

[Nyssa @lionyssa]

God bless my Dad for being one of the first responders helping in Houston!! This man is my idol! #HurricaneHarveyRelief

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#MyStoryWontEndUntil they scratch my name out of history books just like

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@kennagq Silva?

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@sadsausagesquad In may ask that if my name were Judas