Will Cornay

[Will Cornay @WillCornay]

@joeycsims @davidlsims Yep! This show's about to bitch slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gang bang.

[Attorney@Law @TheGlare_TM]

@nypost the nyp before and after being hacked

[Shmuli Evers @Shmuli]

I almost didn't see the lift gate of this truck parked in the crosswalk. #bikenyc pardon my french.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

These Fox Business experts absolutely nailed it on Liz Truss 🙃

[Mr. Southpaw @Frank_O_Harris]

@SenJohnThune @SecBecerra You need to end your time representing South Dakota

[Adam Frisch - Win The Center/Win Back Rural USA @AdamForColorado]

I often felt like I was interrupting a Lauren Boebert/Nancy Pelosi debate last night. Had to keep reminding my opponent that I’m Adam Frisch and I’m who she’s running against, NOT Nancy Pelosi.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

When you buy a plane ticket on delta they ask you to pay extra for insurance and it says "In these trying travel times, purchasing travel insurance should be commonplace." But um...they're "trying times" because u won't let me change my flight without buying your dumb insurance.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Vern Buchanan had over $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/bXpwJlWRm4

[Senator Jamie Smith @JamieSmith_SD]

Yes, the rumors are true: I voiced Wilbur from Gigglebees back in the day.

[Will Cornay @WillCornay]

@SonsOfAres_ @Pierce_Brown 7!?!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Chipotle has closed the first store where employees tried to unionize.

Last year Chipotle gave its CEO a $24 million raise and paid him 2,898x more than their median employee. Then the company raised prices and blamed employee pay (the average worker makes $13,100).

[Charlie Sperrazza @csperrazza]

It would mean more to me if you stopped union busting my daughter!

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Youre not getting “robbed” at the pump. You’re paying fair market price for a commodity. If you love Capitalism so much then stfu

[Will Cornay @WillCornay]

@TarynnosauRose Yeah, I gave up after I saw this message 40 times.

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Before you criticize Elon Musk’s politics, remember he’s the reason we have the hyperloop train that gets you from LA to SF in one hour.

[Dave Zirin @EdgeofSports]

@elonmusk Right after Buffalo….wow. I guess you can take the boy out of the apartheid emerald mine but you can’t take the apartheid emerald mine out of the boy.

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

You think i wrote a song in support of "traditional American values"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You funny.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

probably the best commercial on television is the TurboTax one where the keep saying "free free file for free" when
1. It is virtually impossible to file for free with TurboTax
2. TurboTax heavy lobbying is the reason we're the only country where you can't file taxes for free