Will Allen

Engineer, recovering physicist, mostly here for humor appropriate for people my kids age

[Will Allen @WillDAllen]

@DennisMolder @barontrump47 Article 1, section 4: “The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof”
This executive order is closer to treason than anything it is designed to prevent

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@Jordan_W_Taylor @glukianoff The existential crisis of an AI drone whose GPS said "60mph" and whose other sensors said "stationary" would make a good Philip K Dick short story

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@OneManWar @laralogan Elections are often a referendum on how unpopular the incumbent is. Biden got all those votes because so many people really didn't want another four years of Trump

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@RSA_Observer If you wait for Trump to finish speaking before asking him to clarify or provide evidence for his point, an hour will go by of him rambling about Sleepy Joe, transgender utilization, DEI, 3 landslide election wins, 10wars ended, Greenland, and whatever else crosses his mind

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@SpencrGreenberg Interacting with 99.99% of humans

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@gncgalactus @insanemrktplace You forgot to include “Asking for a friend”

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@thomasjeff2025 @CGasparino But having had four years to prepare, they just forgot to steal the 2024 election?

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@alysdenby No one with any ties of any kind to anywhere near the British Isles has EVER referred to themselves as a hillbilly

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@blondgavster @For_Film_Fans Whenever two or more are gathered in my name, they shall perform the parrot sketch

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@dpakman @the_resistor Look, most of you libtards can only blink for a tiny fraction of a second, but our Glorious Leader can blink for several minutes at a time. Big strong men come up with tears in their eyes saying “Sir, no one has ever blinked as long and powerfully as you.”

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@DrOzCMS @AFergusonFTC @FBIDirectorKash @WHFraudTF @fbidirectorkash, @drozcms appears to be implicating you in a conspiracy to summarily execute suspected fraudsters. “The last thing xxx sees” is commonly understood to mean they are about to be killed. Please investigate this as thoroughly as you do every time someone says “8647”

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@river_is_nice Salaries at @thefp must be bad if their reporters need to post pathetic clickbait like this to boost their income

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@MikeASperrazza “I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent” Luke 15:7

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@AngelaBelcamino Because the alternative is someone who will blow the entire city budget on healing crystals?

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@Riley_Gaines_ Masturbating in a porta potty >> boasting about grabbing women by the pussy

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@MollyJongFast @atrupar When inflation hit 9% in 2022, I remember how optimistic everyone felt about it

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@camhigby Why were you tying up a 911 operator, who could have been dealing with a real emergency, instead of going to the station to file your report like a rational human being?

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@bhoyer7 Are there a lot of PSG fans in Boston?

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@JcomUsa @StevenCheung47 @JoshKraushaar @stevencheung47 "earns" a living telling lies to fit narratives. Considering his moral character, I would say this is par for the course for him.
Fixed it for you

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@StevenCheung47 Feel free to publish the quote you gave them right here. Or did you just scream “Fake news!” and tell them to fuck off?